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[05 Aug 2003|09:27pm]
HEY I GOT THIS NEW JOURNAL right ok so like

http://www.livejournal.com/users/suckitdown

OMG YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. something. i dont know this one is suxt and has lots of irrelev.a. .. nt BS. I CANT SPELL LOVE me and add my other one cause imma delete this one

ok bye
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TAKEITUMGHPH. [04 Aug 2003|12:17pm]
[ mood | fux0red ]

*SCREAM*



:3
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OOGMFMFGMGMFMOOMFFGGG>. [02 Aug 2003|09:16am]
[ mood | >:o ]
[ music | NOTHING ITS LIKE 9AM WTF IM GOING TO BED U SUXT ]

K SO LIKE.

me and lolli, we were like FUXX0R U, U GUYS ARE SO SUXT and we moved out or something. so we like in this like apartment building now?? idk gauze lives a floor down from us or sometthiiiinngggggg. massacre has been hanging around?/ IN MY ROOM AHHH. GET OUT. BLAH I DONT CARE I WANT TO MOVEINWITHNORI but ummm i think kiley wants to stab me in the face i eat all his food. AHAHA. pwn.

hahaha pwn reminds me of porn

HEY

WHERE IS EVERYBODY COME th e fuCK BACK WITH MY CAKE@!!!1 *WANDER OFF*\\\

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fratatatatata newsflash.//x [21 Jun 2003|12:46am]
[ mood | OMFG PIRATE ]
[ music | you know kur is crappy when he wont stop blasting puraturi. ]

oh my god, i have time to write a decent entry? NO WAY. FLAMINGO-GO-GO!

yeah things have been totally crazy around here lately.

kur has been a total wreck lately. he just keeps coughing up handfuls of this.. disgusting black shit. its fucking grosslooking and smells. like a sweet smell but makes you want to puke at the same time. notcool. hes been locking himself in his room mostly and when he does come out he wont eat and he just lays on the couch fucking sobbing.

its starting to scare me.

like a chupacabra WHOAH

holy shit talking about chupacabras, 1+1 = 2. 4. 6. 8. gauze [formerly. vespertine? she.. killed my darling gauze and drank her blood and took her name... somehow none of us seem to be able to get upset about it. its like shes still here. i sound like an ass for not being sadder about it but... ........ hahaha i said ass. why am i still typing in brackeeeetz??]


i also never told you things like riot moving out.

gauze probably has something to do with this. fuckingbitch.

CUNT CUNT CUNT X0

one mooooore ting, tiny japanese pandaboy named. atari? has been around lately? moved in up stairs tenth floor dingdingelevatormagic. rooming with some. bloke. named kaboom. whichisfuckingFUNNY because they are like total opposites of eachother lmfao.


AND ATA. HE IS TOTAL RIVAL FOR MY ADD. I MUST DESTROY HIM ;0

or use him to TAKE OVER THE WORLD.


cuz he keeps eating all of our ramen what the fuck is that x\

hes funny we should adopt him or something nori damn thatd be hot. or drag him along with us someday youdlikehim


WTF?


WTF?




KAZ NEEDS TO LET MY NORIBABY TALK MORE OR ELSE IM GOING TO END UP TALKING TO HIM THROUGH THIS JOURNAL FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE thx.xxx *beats you with soggy wafles WHUT NOW HUH!?!!!!!!1111&*
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dancin with the yanyan oh yum dont mind if i do. [17 Jun 2003|12:05am]
[ mood | lacking hot guys? ]
[ music | blam honey [that name makes me think dirty things!!1 ]

nori-chan needs to help me bleach my hair out because this pink color is really gay. i want WHITE DAMN YOU. WHITE. >:0

mmm yeah i could really go for that sex thing right now. plz thx.

blahblah you dont care about my life HORRAY BELL *jinglejingle*!!!


buythebye: kur is a wanker and never lets me update things anymore. grr wanker head i get my bitchz on ur a$$ raaah :o



....sex and desert HMMM........ *wanders off*

1 empty pill bottles x x x feed my addiction.

i am not just one with the frootloop. i AM the frootloop. [28 May 2003|10:08pm]
[ mood | aggravated (poked with stick) ]
[ music | deaaad kennedyssss. ]

like a chupacabra.

feel free to stick your hand down my pants anytime plz!


nori-chan do.me.now. :|

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bow oown befooooore the one you ssservvvveeeee ljak;dsfa;f;./ [13 Apr 2003|11:00pm]
[ mood | SEXY hahaha :o ]
[ music | nin - head like a hooooole. hahaha hole. ]

ew crap i woke up covered in marshmallow peeps. WTF IS THAT SHIT ALL ABOUT. sometimes i hate the people in this house christ X0

peeps are cute though... aaaagh


[x]WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME: SETH TOURNIQUET [yesss]
[x]WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING?: im wearing undies :0 they be hott oh baby
[x]WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?: nin lalala.
[x]WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: :/
[x]IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?: pink and black two crayons in one :o
[x]HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW?: is it hot in here or is it me?
[x]LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? i dont know
[x]THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?: areyouhot.
[x]HOW ARE YOU TODAY? i just woke up :/
[x]FAVORITE DRINK? coke after coke after coke after coca cola... *sings crappy old The Who song*
[x]FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? wtf you have to have one?! WHAT A RIP-OFF!!1
[x]HAIR COLOR? ... well i think it's black under the pink and white.
[x]EYE COLOR? yellow [issexy]
[x]DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? only if theyre those white ones
[x]FAVORITE FOOD? *cough-noriaki-cough* ;3
[x]LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? hedwig.
[x]LAST CD YOU BOUGHT? kur buys all the cds :o
[x]FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? unbirthdaaaaysssss <33333
[x]ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? pfff hahaha
[x]DO YOU LIKE SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING MOVIES BETTER?: my life is a scary movie :00000
[x]SUMMER OR WINTER? summer fo sho.
[x]HUGS OR KISSES? how about SEX. ;3
[x]RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? flingswithNWs.
[x]CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? ^at.the.same.time.^
[x]LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? i live in the basement... its huuuge :0
[x]WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? its not mine and its stupid and black
[x]FAVORITE GAME BOARD? NAKED TWISTER :D!!!
[x]WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? i wish i could remember~
[x]FAVORITE SMELLS? tangerine. NWs.
[x]WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? whorish nightmares ;3
[x]WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? i dont wake up in the MORNING grrrr
[x]GOLD OR SILVER? pinkandblack X000000
[x]FAVORITE TV SHOW? i hate mtv :/
[x]WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST? yummies
[x]WHAT WOULD YOU HATE TO BE LEFT IN A ROOM WITH? NWS AAAAHHHHHHHH no im kidding <3333. one of those clouds that hover over you and rain all over you and follow you around... thatd suck
[x]CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE? :d
[x]WHO INSPIRES YOU?:
[x]BEACH, CITY, Or COUNTRY? cittyyyyy everything is close and FUNNER
[x]FAVORITE ICE CREAM? mint chocolate chip. nw stole my icecream the bastard frownfrownfrown. and. rainbow sherbert.
[x]BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? am i eating this popcorn off of somebody? (oh kinky :o )
[x]FAVORITE COLORS? GREENANDBLUE<3 and pinkandblack.
[x]FAVORITE SANDWICH FILLING? PEPPERONI cos its hardcore
[x]BELIEVE IN TRUE LOVE? nw<3
[x]WHAT CHARACTERISTICS DO YOU DESPISE? ew shut up jerkfaces :/
[x]FAVORITE FLOWERS? flowers are so not sexy
[x]IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN IN THE LOTTERY, HOW LONG WOULD YOU WAIT TO TELL PEOPLE? theyd figure it out when it happened :0
[x]WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHROOM? dirty. THECOLOROFGRUNGE.
[x]HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? i dont have a keyring. iwaaaaaant. :/
[x]CAN YOU JUGGLE? heheheheheee
[x]FAVORITE Day(s) OF THE WEEK? i hate mondays

FUCK YOU NW <33333 no. i mean it. fuck you. please :0

1 empty pill bottles x x x feed my addiction.

nuddie pants :0 [09 Apr 2003|11:49pm]
[ mood | animal cookies ]
[ music | animal cookies ]

i dont get the phrase "nuddie pants"

i mean i can understand "birthday suit" ... cause that's exactly what you were born in. nothing. but.

if youre NUDE you cant be wearing pants. even if they were invisible pants. or imaginary pants. :0 you would still be wearing PANTS. so you couldnt be NAKED if you were wearing NUDDIE PANTS :0 omg

i like cookies...

....

mmmm cookies ^___________^

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UMMPH BUST A MOVE [03 Apr 2003|11:18pm]
[ mood | tired. (for once omg.) ]
[ music | beat officers ]

oh my god.

absolutely positively have NO FUCKEN CLUE where ive been for the past few days.

woke up. (wearing my undies and a fishnet shirt ;;;;; omg i think vespie stole my pleather skirt while i was passed out. BASTARD. FROWN.FROWN. ) on the kitchen floor in small drool puddle yesterday afternoon. after riot came by and kicked me a few times. sure. doesnt bug me any. her and kur and some chick i didnt know yelled about going to the sammy awards. right-o. went. it was lame. got wasted for entertainment.

again.

just woke up half hour ago. (told you my sleep schedule is messed.)

my tail hurts ick. omg. i think someone stepped on it. frown frown.

little cee-zar says PIZZA PIZZA :0

kur convinced gauze to get h er a journal. she needs it. child must have something to say in her brain. we will make her write in it. really. we will. love the fishes cause they so delicious.

NYYEASGJSKHAdfs';dssg/'/.

omg.

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crayons and paste are yummy [01 Apr 2003|12:05am]
[ mood | better? ]
[ music | riot + kur playing some song kur wrote ]

i think the neighbors just threw a brick at our house. hahaha revenge on the filthy mexicans!! thats what they get for playing their mexitechno at odd hours in the morning.

i wasnt trying to sleep when all that happened cause i sleep weird... just that music is almost as annoying as gospel and canned tuna. grr.

riot came home earlier. with a bunch of drugs and a whole fucking drumset. omg. it was hella funny. we were all "where the fuck did you get that?!" and she told us. like she was over at someones house for a few days and they started shit with her and left so she took it while they were gone. ahaha. i love her sometimes. so now her and kur are playing random songs really really loud. their alright HAHA U GUYZ SUCK :P :P no. riot is great at drums. the constant anger maybe. she was telling us how she was going to go back and set their house on fire but vespie convinced her not to. i dont know how but. all was well.

like a toastada!

i like toastadas really.

badumbadum bum bum yeah gauze cut herself up again last night... goddammit i asked her if it was because i was upset and she said no. but she still refuses to tell people whats wrong with her. like damn i wish i knew what the hell went through her head and made her do that shes too beautiful to do that to herself. i wish i was as pretty as she was. shes asleep on the beat-up couch right now heh.. riot said shed watch her since shell be down here anyway and make she she doesnt do anything stupid. (im sure shed deny it but no matter what riot says i know she cares about all of us or else she wouldnt be here. pff.)

i offered to stay down here since ill be awake anyway but everybody was like NO TOURN. i was like damn im not that much of a whore. i dont go for little girls ew.

mmmiwannatalktonw. now. <3.

oh and everything i said last night wasnt about anyone on lj. just. some people. so yeah whatever. dont care i was venting and angry. like hecka people on my friend list seem hella angry about somethin but i dunno whats going on so YEAH. not going to say anything about that.

duckie! ribbit.

alright ill shut up now. gonna go make burritos or something im hungry as fuck. mmm. crayons.

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i am not hollow inside. [30 Mar 2003|06:53pm]
[ mood | hurt. sick. mad. ]
[ music | gauze crying over urami koto. fuck. ]

im fucking mad. mad as in insane. mad as in angry.

YEAH OH FUCKING NO PRETTY BOY IS PISSED OFF fuck you ugh im so sick of this shit.

fuck all of you closed-minded assholes who sit there and completely stereotype anyone who crossdresses. yeah. fuck all of you. because its stupid. just because i dress a certain way does not mean im some prissy little fuck who cries over breaking a nail. im not. yes i like men. yes im a fucking dragqueen. that. is. how. i. am. so go on and hate me just because of some empty fuckers who just do it to be in the fucking trend. they are hollow. not me. im here bitches. it isnt my fault that im not a girl as i so fucking much wish i was. live with it.

i hate what i am now. because of some people. i hate it because i cant change how i am, and now im just part of the fucking masses. because everybody thinks im a certain way even though im not. fuck gauze is fucking crying now because im upset i dont fucking know im going away for awhile fuck this goodbye.

fuckcalmdowncalmdown.

i might be back. to reply to any comments or anything but. i dont know. maybe if i feel up to it.



this makes me feel sick to my stomach.

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flamable pyjamas [29 Mar 2003|09:29pm]
[ mood | contemplative ]
[ music | marilyn manson - the fight song. doodoodooooo :o ]

hahaha this afternoon (i dont wake up til like 3pm ok so we do stuff late) ... was amusing... gauze was kind of down (she wouldnt tell us why. she's so quiet. frown.) so me and vespertine took liberty in taking her to the mall and buying her clothes and such in an attempt to make her feel better :3 it obviously worked to some extent. vespie kept making people sparkle and sometimes things would hover a few inches when she went near them. shes such a troublemaker. me and gauze walked around with huge featherboas. it was hilarious.

vespie hasnt been around long but shes become my buddy quicky. we can scare the masses together. its great.

so yeah after all that jazz we were walking home and we stopped to get some things from the gas station store thing and i made a big deal out of proposing to her with a bag of chee-tos xD she rolled her eyes and threw them at me i feel so rejected agh!! yeah i saw her laughing when she walked away so its all good.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. HAH.

didnt do much else though. theres nothing do to for the next billion hours so im watching kur play videogames (theres nothing good on tv anymore ew. even music channels suck and thats BAD.) and i really want to talk to nw omg very bad. but no nw to talk to AGH. even tried calling. nothing. grgrgrgrr.

so. i was reading journals a bit ago and.

in response to what tyber had to say about flamers (hahaha werd flamerz.):

it isnt anything bad really just my opinion and such )

i have orange muffins and you dont omg hahaha you losers my muffins pimp yours. :0

3 empty pill bottless x x x feed my addiction.

god save the queen? i am the queen. [27 Mar 2003|03:33am]
[ mood | giggly ]
[ music | whatever kur is listening to lalala it's nice. ]

hi my name is tourniquet. and im an alchoholic.

umm my name is kinda seth too but. i dont go by it as much.

im a goddamned junkie too. but that does not matter.

yeah this is my JOURNAL. that kur [well lollirot but i like calling him kur better its cuter] hella made for me because your dear tourn is computer retarded k. and livejournal is gay about the code thing. alright gettin this freak show on the road.

in this shocking issue of TOURN'S AMAZING FUCKTASTIC OMG JIZ ALL OVER YOU HAPPYDAYZ LIFE:

i dont know what that was about either!

ching-ching!

omg! i got my hair dyed all happy the other day. its v awesome. cottoncandy pink and white and black and hurrah. plain black got boring quickly. everybody seems to like it. i think its hot. next. take a number.

sugahriot wandered in awhile ago. she was all bitchy and raving on about some stupid whore or something that was talking shit. she was out having her daily dose of paintthetownbloodred with her buddy 'bling and some bitch said some shit to them. about what they were wearing or something i dont know. do people even have to have a reason to get their ass kicked anymore? but yeah, her and bling fucked her shit up so bad. hahaha. HAHAHA I TELL YOU.

riot doesnt play fair either.

god im fucked up right now ahahhahaha.ad./

i have a secret crush on someone!!! hahaha. ahhh. okay semisecret.

i give you a hint. hes hot. and his name starts with an n. and ends in ightmarewhore. omg!

... kur said that i wasnt being obvious at all. omg! kick his ass for that. or something.

I CANT HELP IT HES HOT OK ;_;. you guys are mean. and hes all really cool and stuff... and he likes cool things.. and.. and... eee. i wanna fuck him. lots. really. omg.

yeah alright, kur is kicking me off now. he's all, "omg tourn shut up that's all you ever talk about anymore." pff! liar. bye i love you all k!

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